Mea Culpa

Mea culpa

It occurred to me that my last post may have inadvertently offended crazy people and men who wear knee socks with shorts...and for that I am truly sorry. Then it occurred to me that my blog may continue to offend people as long as I continue to express myself freely.

It is not my intention to hurt feelings here. Therefore, I have decided I need to, er, cover my butt, so as not to piss anyone off with any comment I may make in the future.

So, I hereby issue an advance apology to: Republicans, dog owners, hillbillies, SUV drivers, all my relatives, co-workers and neighbors, mimes, clowns, joggers, people who dress badly, nascar fans, suburbanites, models (or anyone thinner than I), people who don't RSVP, warmongers, smokers, idiots, and humorless folk.

However, I will not apologize to G.W.Bush (although he fits in several of the above catagories) as he deserves whatever vitriol I might dish out.

I have a feeling I will be adding to the above list as this blogging thing progresses. If anything I write offends you, let me know and I will offer a personal apology. It may not be sincere, but I will offer it gladly.

In the meantime, be assured that I do love each and every one of you, dear readers, even if my writing makes it appear as if I detest you. I'm just very, very cranky...